Ladies Night Out (A quick, second-person one-shot for your entertainment! :D)

lol Squishy!!!! Hopefully he'll be champion forever lol

haha he should be the Squishy Champion forever, I mean all he has to do is smile and you want to hug him.

Yes!!! And a bonus! when he wins it lol you get to see disbelief!!!!!! YAY

That's right! His precious disbelief face! Making him all the more squishable!

I <3 Evan! lol

Squishy Champion of the World!

HAHA!!! Me too!!!!! SQUISHY CHAMP!!!!!!!!

And I just love these two pics lol (Minus the girls)


Glasses and a smile!!!!!! Just too adorable!

Aw I love the second one best

But I agree, get rid of the tramps! They're not allowed near my squishy! lol

God those abs! *drools*

HAHA YES!! DOWN WITH THE SKANKS!

i love the second one... ABS (YUMMY!!)

But everytime I see him in glasses I melt..... It's just....

Evan is totally loveable in glasses, so freaking cute!

Yes down with all the sluts who think they can be near the Squishy Champ, we should borrow Katie's volcano.

And yes, Evan's abs = perfection!

well Katie does let me use the volcano.... so I think I can use it for Evan too

haha bye bye evil whores! lol

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!! And we can throw Big Show in there!!!!!!

No hurting Squishy!!!!!!!

Yes Big Show must go in there too!

Though, how are we going to pick him up to throw him in? He's kind of massive? lol

My uncle owns a construction business.... We can use a bulldozer or something

Ooh! Good thinking!

Ha, down with the Big Show!

YAY!!! Down With Big show!

We should throw a party afterwards lol

YEs! And only show cute Squishy videos

Like when he's in a towel!!!!

Squishy in a towel?!!! *faints!*

lol

haha yes! Courtesy his Before they were stars DVD

OH...MY...GOD! *drools then faints again*

Evan just upgraded from totally cute and loveable to sexy! lol

YES!! The sad thing is! The girl he was dating with in WSX, dumped him for X-Pac! Right after he got out of the shower!!!!!!1

X-Pac?!

She's stupid! Gah! She goes into the volcano.

X-Pac?! Seriously?! She's mental!

*Hug Squishy! S'ok Evan, I love you more than that dirty old X-Pac!*

I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW CAN SHE DUMP THIS??????????????????/

Cause she's stupid!

And X-Pac is icky!

Evan is squishy! And sexy! And adorable! And talented! And a million other fabulous things that X-pac is not!

Stupid bitch! She doesn't deserve Evan. And Kelly's so much better for him anyway!

yes!!!!! Stupid slutty bitch!!!

And yes Kelly is way better for him